An Ecstatic Banana Delight

Oh ice cream, how you tempt me with your guilty pleasures. Packed with stolen milk, its excess fats and blended with G-d knows what thickeners... could ever there be a dessert so fair? Thus pondered the demoralized post dinner gathering. When along came Irreverent and said,

"Never fear, for I am here! While your troubles are deep and beyond compare my

vast stores of knowledge and endless innovation will wrest you from the caverns of the

dessert doldrums."

Thus commenced a great storm in the synapses of the mighty irreverent. With a tingle in the hippocampus and a shiver in the cerebral cortex, out sprang a long lost memory of a banana concoction from days of yore:

Once upon a autumn eve,

One fellow member of the humble abode

and grocery store clerk by trade

returned home from her noble toil

on the wheels she wearily rode

with many a bruised and bumpy banana,

and little else to eat,

'twas born the miraculous treat.

The recipe is as follows and is scaled for a single soul, but may be scaled twice or thrice free from adverse effects.

One (1) Frozen Banana

One (1) Tbsp. Peanut Butter

One Quarter (1/4) Cup frozen Blueberries

A scant dash almond or soy milk, or pure unfettered water.

The banana shall be chopped and forced to whirl amongst the other ingredients in the blender for a minute or two. The blender shall mightily protest, but lo! With scant use of moisture shall emerge a thick and spoonable treat surpassed by almost none. She who acquiesced to the frightening growl of a struggling blender with more and more milk created by her misdeeds a lowly smoothie. Listener take heed, avoid her terrible fate, and a noble frozen treat shall await.