"Never fear, for I am here! While your troubles are deep and beyond compare my
vast stores of knowledge and endless innovation will wrest you from the caverns of the
Thus commenced a great storm in the synapses of the mighty irreverent. With a tingle in the hippocampus and a shiver in the cerebral cortex, out sprang a long lost memory of a banana concoction from days of yore:
Once upon a autumn eve,
One fellow member of the humble abode
and grocery store clerk by trade
returned home from her noble toil
on the wheels she wearily rode
with many a bruised and bumpy banana,
and little else to eat,
'twas born the miraculous treat.
The recipe is as follows and is scaled for a single soul, but may be scaled twice or thrice free from adverse effects.
One (1) Frozen Banana
One (1) Tbsp. Peanut Butter
One Quarter (1/4) Cup frozen Blueberries
A scant dash almond or soy milk, or pure unfettered water.
The banana shall be chopped and forced to whirl amongst the other ingredients in the blender for a minute or two. The blender shall mightily protest, but lo! With scant use of moisture shall emerge a thick and spoonable treat surpassed by almost none. She who acquiesced to the frightening growl of a struggling blender with more and more milk created by her misdeeds a lowly smoothie. Listener take heed, avoid her terrible fate, and a noble frozen treat shall await.